It was revealed during night two of the NFL Draft that Jerry Jones has no feet.
The longtime owner of the Dallas Cowboys was caught by ESPN’s cameras of the war room at The Star, the team’s practice facility, ambulating despite not having feet. Jones appeared to enter on what have been called “flesh pegs” or “ankley stumps”.
As the news began to pick up steam across social media, the team’s Twitter account tweeted out “We are all in on making the Cowboys Super Bowl ready and our feet to hit the ground running next season (flexing emoji).”
However, the maelstrom around Jones’ metatarsals burned hot and bright into the overnight. When reached by phone, Troy Aikman simply said “I’m a straight shooter and always look Mr. Jones in the eye.”
Tony Romo chimed in online with a post saying “Love the passion of football fans, but y’all are taking things too far.” He went on further to say he thought it was a grainy camera image. The cameras placed in the war rooms across the country were all capable of recording in 4K.
Found shopping for hair product at the Sally Beauty in Homestead, Florida, the last successful Cowboys coach, Jimmie Johnson, kept it simple. “Man couldn’t make money on his feet. Got rid of em.”
The Cowboys did not respond to our request for comment before publication.
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