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NCAA to expand basketball tournaments to 76 teams, DePaul and BC men still fucked.
It sent shocks and grumbles through the world of college basketball this week when the NCAA…
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Magic & Pistons meet to decide who fucks this one up
After a thrilling 94-88 win in Game 4 of their opening round series, the Orlando Magic…
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Mets re-sign team legend Tom Seaver, set for rehab start Thursday in Syracuse
It’s been a nightmare start for the New York Mets in 2026 so the club is…
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LDS Church planning to de-extinct wooly mammoth, encourage local NHL club to sign.
The Utah Mammoth are set to host their second playoff game in Salt Lake City, but…
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EXCLUSIVE: JERRY JONES HAS NO FEET
It was revealed during night two of the NFL Draft that Jerry Jones has no feet.…